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| I'm going absolutely insane without you, I miss the unholy amount of hairspray you put in your hair, the way you watched me sleep, holding your hand in the car and how you were so awkward and uncoordinated it was adorable, I have been with more girls then I care to mention since we broke up and all of the fail in comparison to you, it's been almost a year and I still think about you everyday, I want you back but even if you called me right now and said you needed me I wouldn't be able to set my ego aside and tell you I need you more... I still love you Liz I'm afraid I always will. |
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by Anonymous @ 10/Aug/2010 | Comments () |
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| One day, I was so annoyed that I went outside and kicked the nearest thing I could see. It was my neighbour's butt. |
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by Anonymous @ 10/Aug/2010 | Comments () |
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I was pissed off one night, so I thought I'd take a walk and get some fresh air. Cool down and shit. I walked past this old woman and smiled nicely just to be courteous, and then she just started talking to me and walking with me, just telling me about her life. I didn't feel like talking at all since I was still a little pissed, so I didn't encourage the conversation at all. Just nodding the entire time, not saying a word. We walked for 4 blocks.
I'm so sick of being nice. |
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by Anonymous @ 10/Aug/2010 | Comments () |
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| Today happened to be the first time i saw bare breasts. They also happened to be my cousins. I came in her room without knocking and accidentally saw her changing. I'm a 12 year old kid D: |
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by Anonymous @ 27/Jul/2010 | Comments () |
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| I fell in love with my best friend. Shit. |
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by Anonymous @ 26/Jul/2010 | Comments () |
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| I am 122 pounds and 5' 4" and I am beautiful. Well, at least I think so. |
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by Anonymous @ 26/Jul/2010 | Comments () |
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| I got tricked into going to the park with a group of boys and girls that were planning to strip me in front of girls. These bullies held me with my pants and underwaredown so girls could point their cell phones at me. Now everyone in school knows what I look like naked. It so embarrassing I did have the courage to tell anyone about it and they got away with it. |
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by Anonymous @ 16/Jul/2010 | Comments () |
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| I losts a bet and had to strip nude in front of all my friends. My clothes were stashed away and got stuck naked with no clothes to ware. There some 12 girls that chacing after me and had to let them check me out. The whole experience bacame even more embarrassing, because I couldn't keep myself from getting a erection. |
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by Alan @ 16/Jul/2010 | Comments () |
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| My boyfriend and I threw a party at our house. Everyone already had arrived and were all packed in the livingroom having fun. As usual I was late getting ready and my boyfriend was pissed off at me. He picked the lock of the bathroom, carried me down the hall naked and paraded me in front of everyone. It was the most embarrassing thing my boyfriend had ever done to me. Everyone thought it was really sexy except me. |
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by Linda @ 16/Jul/2010 | Comments () |
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| I am dating a girl, while I am pretty sure I know I am gay. |
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by Anonymous @ 16/Jul/2010 | Comments () |
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| For some reason, every time I clip my big toenails, my toes start to smell like puke. |
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by Anonymous @ 11/Jul/2010 | Comments () |
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| I turned in my best friend for selling dope, the cops busted her with a pound of marijuana. She got fired from her job and is now doing six months in prison. My cousin was her supplier, I tried to turn him in too, but he lives in a different county and they didn't seem to care. He sells more than pot and probably ruins many lives. He just keeps getting away with it, living in his nice house with tons of cars and trucks and no job. I wish he would get busted and go to prison. |
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by Anonymous @ 11/Jul/2010 | Comments () |
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| I finished my vacation in china today, I will never look at a dog the same way again. |
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by Anonymous @ 10/Jul/2010 | Comments () |
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| My ex-boyfriend came over today. He was crying and wanted me to come back. I kissed him for him to shut up and we ended up having sex. |
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by Anonymous @ 10/Jul/2010 | Comments () |
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I was going to submit something here I really wanted to share till I typed it out and read the terms of use and realised that no matter how bad my life is... it would make an awesome movie!
So I'm not going to give away my idea. |
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by Anonymous @ 03/Jul/2010 | Comments () |
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